A B O U T
I DON'T LIKE WRITING
But here goes...
I'm Liam. I've been married for six years to my wife, Abby and our lives are ruled by two cats: Neville (or Neil as he prefers to be called) and Luna. Yes, they are named after the Harry Potter characters - my wife is a complete book freak. She even has an Instagram account all about her books and runs a business making and selling book sleeves. I know, right?
I'm a huge fan of films and I take most of my inspiration from movies and music. My favourite three films might surprise you...
1. About Time
3. La La Land
Yes, I know Ryan Gosling is in 2 of my top 3. It's a thing, he's the coolest.
I will not tolerate shit coffee, and that includes all instant coffee. A flat white from Blooming Skull in Bebington will blow your mind.
Food is my kryptonite, Cheese is the future and Nandos is honestly the best thing humans have ever accomplished. And chocolate anything... I'm all over it.
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?
If you want to know if I'm right for you, let me tell you a bit about the people who usually book me. If these sound like your kinda people, then you're my kinda people.
They're not interested in politics at all.
Their spotify playlists consist of the shit that was on Kerrang! in the early 2000s and ABBA.
They are creative people.
They buy apple products, because they get it.
They wear vans and converse even when it's not really appropriate.
They have tattoos.
They don't take a coat even when it's raining.
They enjoy cooking at home with a glass of wine.
They're introverts, with extroverted friends.
They're silly, their friends and family are silly too.
They have seen every episode of FRIENDS in order at least 3 times.
They drink craft beer and gin and tonic.
They appreciate Ryan Gosling.